Mini-review of "The Women" up at the Agony Booth.

Got another review up at the Agony Booth! It’s a mini-review of "The Women", and it’s picturerific! Go check it out!

"Southland Tales" MegaRecap up at the Agony Booth!

I know I’m breaking my self-imposed hiatus, but I did promise to give you a goody for Christmas. Back in August, I worked with some other folks on a massive review of the movie Southland Tales, and it’s finally up at the Agony Booth! Head on over to to read it–it’s best to read it from beginning to end, but if you want to know, my section is on Page 8.

Southland Tales, directed by Richard Kelly, tells the story of the Apocalypse through…ugh, why am I even bothering? I’ll let the recap speak for itself. Keep in mind, this is the Agony Booth–in other words, lots of whimpering, swearing, cussing, weeping, violence, rants, insane babble, and the very foul use of Moby and SUVs. So keep the kids away from this one. Enjoy!


Want some more turkey to digest–read my “Xanadu” review at The Agony Booth

Some articles are written for money. Some articles are written to get your name out there. Some are written out of obligation.

And there are some articles that you absolutely, must write.

For years, I’ve been a huge fan of The Agony Booth, a website that reviews bad movies. I never thought I would be funny enough to attempt a movie review of my own, but when they opened the site to submissions, I thought I’d give it a try.

Well, all that hard work in September paid off. Behold, my review of “Xanadu”.

Be warned. This is an in-depth analysis of the movie, so it is much longer than a standard movie review. So make sure you have some free time. I also like to thank Albert Walker for editing and cleaning up the article. In a sense, this gave me some good experience in writing articles.

And oh yes, it was a lot of fun…and a whole lot of torture, too. Enjoy!